seriously
house after house and world after world i want so dearly
i still won’t even pirate the SP’s
that’s how sads u make me EA
that’s how sads
in other news, i have found a turtle and it is sitting on my desk and i have named him poopsie because he pooped on my desk earlier
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever